I wish my life had background music
When someone does something wrong I scream FAIL
A short shower can last an hour for me
I like to sing even though my voice sucks
School is my mortal enemy
Toast popping out of a toaster can make me pee my pants
I wonder what the guy who invented milk was doing w/ a cow
I make notes to self over the stupidest things
No! I do not want green eggs and ham! Shut the fuck up!
I would die without my music
My friends know more about me then my parents do
I fave w/o commenting... What now bitch!
Sarcasm, Just one of the many services I offer
My favorite color is clear
Like I care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass
I support punching netspeakers
Gwen Stephani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I laugh in dead silence about what happened yesterday
Don't be surprised when I randomly sing the batman theme
I support imagination
I'm female, not feminine
DAMN! I lost the game...
I like to slide across the floor in my socks
I'm proud to be a freak
Normal people scare me
I support being indecisive.. wait no I don't.. wait yes... no
I get excited over pencils
I spend hours working on art no one looks at
I don't care about your sexuality
I don't have a myspace... I'm still alive, aren't I
Of course I talk to myself... What of it
Your just jealous that the voices only talk to me
Well excuse me for being human
Will eat for food
I'm smiling... That alone should scare you
You say tomato... I say shut up
Then Buffy killed Edward... The end!
You can have my boyfriend... Just don't touch my horse
'Ish' at the end of a word makes everything better
I love glowsticks
I believe ice-cream is the best medicine for a broken heart
Nice voice Justin Bieber... Does it come in mens?
I hit and shake things to make them work again
Jesus is coming! Quick! Look busy!
I'm always on a computer
I sit on facebook clicking refresh... waiting for something to happen
Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the goddamn car!
Narwhals have a kick-ass facial horn