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Martha Hansen
United States

:bulletyellow: I wish my life had background music
:bulletorange: When someone does something wrong I scream FAIL
:bulletpink: A short shower can last an hour for me
:bulletpurple: I like to sing even though my voice sucks
:bulletblue: School is my mortal enemy
:bulletgreen: Toast popping out of a toaster can make me pee my pants
:bulletyellow: I wonder what the guy who invented milk was doing w/ a cow
:bulletorange: I make notes to self over the stupidest things
:bulletpink: No! I do not want green eggs and ham! Shut the fuck up!
:bulletpurple: I would die without my music
:bulletblue: My friends know more about me then my parents do
:bulletgreen: I fave w/o commenting... What now bitch!
:bulletyellow: Sarcasm, Just one of the many services I offer
:bulletorange: My favorite color is clear
:bulletpink: Like I care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass
:bulletpurple: I support punching netspeakers
:bulletblue: Gwen Stephani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
:bulletgreen: I laugh in dead silence about what happened yesterday
:bulletyellow: Don't be surprised when I randomly sing the batman theme
:bulletorange: I support imagination
:bulletpink: I'm female, not feminine
:bulletpurple: DAMN! I lost the game...
:bulletblue: I like to slide across the floor in my socks
:bulletgreen: I'm proud to be a freak
:bulletyellow: Normal people scare me
:bulletorange: I support being indecisive.. wait no I don't.. wait yes... no
:bulletpink: Haha...hahahahahahahaha... No
:bulletpurple: I get excited over pencils
:bulletblue: I spend hours working on art no one looks at
:bulletgreen: I don't care about your sexuality
:bulletyellow: I don't have a myspace... I'm still alive, aren't I
:bulletorange: Of course I talk to myself... What of it
:bulletpink: Your just jealous that the voices only talk to me
:bulletpurple: Well excuse me for being human
:bulletblue: Will eat for food
:bulletgreen: I'm smiling... That alone should scare you
:bulletyellow: You say tomato... I say shut up
:bulletorange: Then Buffy killed Edward... The end!
:bulletpink: You can have my boyfriend... Just don't touch my horse
:bulletpurple: 'Ish' at the end of a word makes everything better
:bulletblue: I love glowsticks
:bulletgreen: I believe ice-cream is the best medicine for a broken heart
:bulletyellow: Nice voice Justin Bieber... Does it come in mens?
:bulletorange: I hit and shake things to make them work again
:bulletpink: Jesus is coming! Quick! Look busy!
:bulletpurple: I'm always on a computer
:bulletblue: I sit on facebook clicking refresh... waiting for something to happen
:bulletgreen: Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the goddamn car!
:bulletyellow: Narwhals have a kick-ass facial horn

I'm back.. yadda yadda

Journal Entry: Mon Jan 17, 2011, 8:23 AM

Yeah, I'm back again, hopefully for a longer period of time this time. Balancing my job, schoolwork, horses, and DA is a little hard, bu I will try my best to provide mediocre artwork to the few people who follow me.

  • Listening to: Mr. Mom

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duskbeguile Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday, dear! :cake:
BlueGrassRanch Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011   Digital Artist
i will never be as good as you Hestur
duskbeguile Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday! :D
Eventer4Ever-Ali Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I used your stock in the header at my website: equine-expressions. Thank you!
SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did you know that you're the reason of my username? I always used to pick "Hestur" as my username but since it was already used I came up with something else :')
Nice art, I think I'm gonna watch you :P
PoeticJustice314 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
Thank you for the :+fav:! I appreciate it! :hug:
hestur Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
Your welcome(:
cincala Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the watch, it means alot to me.:)
hestur Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
No problem(:
xxBlueButterflies Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
Thanks for the fave!
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